Total Medals Earned: 1,322 (From 242 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,735 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
Win The Anger Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (50/380 points)
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 8/16 (235/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Medals Earned: 6/30 (30/455 points)
Get a headache.
and she is back in heat.
Take damage.
Fox!
Try out the shades.
...while we sleep.
Leave the bank before the round is over.
Follow me on twitter.
Buy an upgrade.
Follow me on Newgrounds
Check out the extras.
Shot the sign.
He said "I shot the clerk!"
Like me on Facebook.
Kill the tattler.
Click the Newgrounds logo.
Get Frank to help you.
Come to show 'em where I am, huh? Not nice!
Buy all stamina upgrades.
Put the glasses on immediately after making a kill.
Get a x8 combo.
Buy all health upgrades.
Buy all special upgrades.
Buy all resistance upgrades.
Follow Genclops.
Get a score of 10000.
Buy every upgrade.
Get a x13 combo.
Get a score of 100000.
Collect every medal.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)
Escape Successful
Fastest Escape
Hapless Santa
Fortunately Santa
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)